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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

SCORE: 8
COMMENTS: 3
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

SCORE: 2
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.

SCORE: 2
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We Are Family."

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: BustAGut

Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: BustAGut

Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: BustAGut

Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear six different watches: one for each time zone.

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Yo Momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

SCORE: 1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: ErrDayBlaze42069

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

SCORE: 0
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

SCORE: 0
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is one.

SCORE: 0
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: BustAGut

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

SCORE: -1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so old, she has powder for breast milk!

SCORE: -1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Yo momma's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

SCORE: -1
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny