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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny

A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest.” The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.” The man r

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Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.

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The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny