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Programming Jokes

Why do java devs wear glasses? They can't C#...

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POSTED BY: MasterCoder

Chuck Norris once took a screenshot of a blue-screen

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POSTED BY: im3funny

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good!

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POSTED BY: BustAGut

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny

Programmer: A person who fixed a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

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POSTED BY: BustAGut

Programmer: An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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POSTED BY: Im2funny