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Animal Jokes

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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POSTED BY: dfwoodside

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill."

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Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota? A: To get a mini soda!

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POSTED BY: yash

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

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POSTED BY: BustAGut