Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.