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TOP 10 JOKES

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? A: They’d crack each other up!

SCORE: 10
COMMENTS: 5
POSTED BY: xXMLGGAMGERXx

Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

SCORE: 8
COMMENTS: 3
POSTED BY: Im2funny

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

SCORE: 5
COMMENTS: 2
POSTED BY: Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Why do java devs wear glasses? They can't C#...

SCORE: 3
COMMENTS: 1
POSTED BY: MasterCoder

Chuck Norris once took a screenshot of a blue-screen

SCORE: 3
COMMENTS: 2
POSTED BY: im3funny

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

SCORE: 3
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

SCORE: 3
COMMENTS: 1
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

SCORE: 2
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: Im2funny

Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.

SCORE: 2
COMMENTS: 0
POSTED BY: dfwoodside

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!

SCORE: 2
COMMENTS: 1
POSTED BY: jess